January 2010
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Jan 27th
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Yo Momma Is Concerned
fuckingbookdeal: Dear Jeffrey, I’m sorry to bother you with this message when I know you are at work, but as you know, now that we are Facebook “Friends,” I can see what sorts of things your pals write on your “wall” and I think someone is very misinformed. First of all: I am not so fat that I have a wooden leg with a kickstand. Yes, I have put on a little bit of weight since I went through...
Jan 27th
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Jan 16th
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Litmus Test
Our professor passed his Are You Gonna Be Cool? test in lab tonight.
Professor: Okay, everyone needs to pick up some string, a frequency gauge, some clamps, and a vibrator.
Silence.
Professor: Stop snickering.
Jan 14th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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Foreshadowing
My mom went and got lunch with a family friend today.
Mom: Connie told me that Cody [their dog] brought a partially chewed deer leg up to the house over break.
Dad: Did you tell her your rabbit story?
Mom: What rabbit story?
Dad: The rabbit story.
Mom: I don't know what you're talking about.
Dad: Don't you remember? You were reading Watership Down, and then your cat-
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I swear I'm not a sadist.
Jan 10th
“It’s a fine, fine line I’ve been walking and I need a rest between...”
– One Good Round | “Do I Need A Shrink”
Jan 9th
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When I Have Money... →
…this will totally not be state of the art anymore, but holy shit do I want it.
Jan 9th
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When Mashups Transcend Awesome →
Seriously? If this had existed when I was in middle school there is NO way that I wouldn’t have tried to get this played during the morning video announcements. Oh, and can I just add that the “All the hate comments will be removed” notice at the start of the Nickelback video makes me laugh more? Oh sweet Jesus.
Jan 7th
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
Jan 6th
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Jan 4th
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Flowing Decisiveness
Tonight was a good night. There are some thoughts that I want to get down, not necessarily directly related to the happenings of today. As a result, this is going to be somewhat disjointed. I’m learning that speaking up for yourself doesn’t have to mean you’re bossy - especially if you’re making a valid effort to take the thoughts and feelings of others into...
Jan 2nd
Jan 1st
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Oh yeah, Happy New Year, people.
Jan 1st