April 2012
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May 2011
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April 2011
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WatchSo, really, if you’re not watching Conan’s show you obviously should be.
February 2011
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WatchEVERY TIME THAT YOU GET THE FEELING ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK THAT SOMEONE IS SNEAKING UP ON YOU WITH A RAZOR BLADE, YOU GOTTA TURN AROUND AND PUNCH ‘EM IN THE FACE. OH YEAH. EVEN IF THEY GOT A GLOCK. EVEN IF THEY GOT A GLOCK, YOU GOTTA GET INSIDE AND MOVE THE ANGLE OUT THE WAY AND PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE JUST LIKE THEY DO IN ISRAEL.
I don’t know why it has taken this long for Reggie...
January 2011
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Addicted →
Ally gave me a heads up on this album. It’s Girl Talk | All Day, and it is SO FUCKING GOOD, Y’ALL. You really need to give it a download, because, oh, what’s that? It’s FREE. [And in a completely legal sort of way.]
Do it. Enjoy. Thank Ally.
November 2010
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Top Gear USA Remix: Take 1
As the motherland continues to gank off the creativity of British television, I caught the beginning of an episode of Top Gear America today. Immediate reaction is as follows.
1. Very dry.
2. Trying a bit too hard.
3. Cheap imitation.
All in all, not impressive. The hosts all lack the natural charisma possessed by Clarkson, Mays, and Hammond and seem too afraid to take the mick out of one...
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listening to "Alexi Murdoch - Wait" →
Perfect for: thunderstorms, sunshowers, light filtering through breeze ridden trees, transportation commutes, lonely beaches, contemplation, today.
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Why I Love Avatar: Reason No. 473
“What would Uncle say? …Sometimes, clouds have two sides - a dark and light. And a silver lining in between. It’s like a silver sandwich! So…when life seems hard…take a bite out of the silver sandwich!”
“Maybe we haven’t failed after all!”
“That’s the spirit! I can’t believe that worked. I didn’t even know what I was...
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listening to "Linkin Park - Iridescent" →
October 2010
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listening to "Linkin Park - Waiting for The End w/... →
Currently getting a lot of play in my car. This is my favorite song on the album thus far. Got a Jay-Z vibe with a side of 311. Hot shit.
July 2010
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It Ain't Where I Been, But Where I'm 'Bout To Go →
Joey Roth continues to shine in the field of clean, concise brilliance.
If you don’t already know who Joey Roth is, I highly recommend that you google Sorapot or ceramic speakers.
Look, I love you so much, I already linked them for you.
Now, go check out that poster.
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Slumber + Nod
I love hearing about people’s dreams. Here is one of Sasa’s from last night.
You were in my dream! You were like, “Remember those earrings you had that you gave me? The white ones?” And I was like, “Yeah, you gave them back to me, remember?” And then you were like, “I lost them. I got some other ones.” And they were black circles, with one on top of...
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PSA
Scenario One. You start the 4+ hour bus ride back down to DC from NYC and one of the tires just blew.
You know that you’re not supposed to use the bathroom for anything besides liquids.
Actually, you know the bathroom shouldn’t be used AT ALL when the bus isn’t moving.
But you really, really need to poo.
Scenario Two. You are dancing in a club and you’re feeling rather...
When Movie Translations Fail
Thanks to an internet favorite of mine, the Totally Rad Show, I have watched a number of things for which I probably never would have thought to hit play. One of those things was the breathtakingly joyful animated TV show Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Avatar is something I love for countless reasons: the writing, the characters, the unabashed goofiness, the action sequences, the creativity, I could...
June 2010
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A Little More Conversation
Sasa: Bang. Bang. Bang bang bang!
Both of us look at each other.
Sasa: Bang! Bang!
Me: ...What are you banging?
Sasa: MY HOMEWORK!
A few seconds later.
Sasa: Enforce? I say, enforce...your ass! Referential enforcements? Referential enforcements, and I say, enforce your nostrils!
One of us is losing it around here, and for once IT ISN'T ME.
May 2010
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Respect
I have a newly found respect for bakers. Cake decorators. Pastry…assemblers?
I just spent a good three days or so baking two layers of cake, and putting together lemon simple syrup, lemon curd filling, vanilla bean buttercream icing, and sugared oranges.
You are going to ask why.
And I am going to say, “No reason.”
Saying something like, “Memorial Day Weekend,”...
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That's Not My Name
Sasa and I just co-wrote a new jam for your reading pleasure, inspired by the gory, sexual, graphic, plot-driven extravaganza that is Spartacus: Blood and Sand.
And a-one, a-two, a-one, two, three four -
They call me Spartacus, They call me Spartacus, They call me Spartacus, They call me Spartacus.
That’s not my name! That’s not my name! That’s not my name! That’s not my...
Rainy Days
Rainy weather inspires the need for naps. I think that it’s an unavoidable pattern in the tangle of wiring that is human behavior. Rain keeps us indoors, and the grey hue that colors the atmosphere speaks to me of blankets and pillows and curling up on the couch.
The problem comes much later, when what had seemed like such a good idea for a rainy day activity previously leads myself to...
Pulling Out A Classic
AUTHOR: heather TITLE: Don’t Ask Questions STATUS: Publish CATEGORY: gaming CATEGORY: conversational CATEGORY: dorking out DATE: 11/02/2007 03:25:00 AM ——-
Drew got Guitar Hero III and, along with Halo 3, it’s been getting a lot of play in the house. [It probably has an STD by now.] Also, be warned - not playing Guitar Hero for a long time makes it a lot harder when...
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Same Old Song
Arright, tumblr. I’ve been a bad internet person lately. After a winter-induced house arrest and school taking over my life, I’ve been trying to spend pretty much every waking moment out of the house. Slowly returning to virtual reality has led me to miss my old blog, so I think I’m going to be digging through and posting some of my favorite entries from the save file I’ve...
February 2010
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“Person 1: These problems are really hard.
Teacher: Well, you’ve got to...”
January 2010
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Yo Momma Is Concerned
fuckingbookdeal:
Dear Jeffrey,
I’m sorry to bother you with this message when I know you are at work, but as you know, now that we are Facebook “Friends,” I can see what sorts of things your pals write on your “wall” and I think someone is very misinformed.
First of all: I am not so fat that I have a wooden leg with a kickstand. Yes, I have put on a little bit of weight since I went through...
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Litmus Test
Our professor passed his Are You Gonna Be Cool? test in lab tonight.
Professor: Okay, everyone needs to pick up some string, a frequency gauge, some clamps, and a vibrator.
Silence.
Professor: Stop snickering.
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